The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie

 
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The Emoji Movie

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Movie Title
THE EMOJI MOVIE
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Plot Summary
An emoji that is supposed to be a Meh has other emotions that put him the run from the emojis that want to delete him because they see him as a malfunction
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Star #3
Here is how I imagine the studio executives came up with the idea for this film. They were all sitting around a table after a long day of getting nothing accomplished when one of them says, "Let's make a movie that is almost exactly like INSIDE OUT, but instead of making it amazing we'll make it a huge pile of suck."

"That's it!", replies another exec excited to have any idea at all.

"Hey!", a third exec interjects, "What if three of the character that talk the most were really boring and monotonous?"

"YES!!!", all of the executives shout in unison.

And that is how THE EMOJI MOVIE was born.*

To demonstrate how bad this movie is, I was in a theater full of kids watching this flick. During the entire movie one three year old laughed one time, and I'm only 50% sure he was laughing at the movie.

Seriously, one kid, one laugh.

My seven year old daughter said as we walked out of the theater, "Well, I didn't hate it." Not exactly a ringing endorsement from the dead center of the target audience. my five year old, who loves movies and will talk about them for days turned to me when the movie ended and asked, "What's for dinner?" This film barely fazed her.

When the movie ended everyone filed out in silence like we had just seen SCHINDLER'S LIST. There was literally zero excited chatter among all of the kids.

I know there isn't much in the way of great movies for kids in the theaters right now, but don't let that be an excuse for seeing this nonsense. Save your money for something better.

*This is probably not how THE EMOJI MOVIE was born, but it's got to be more entertaining than the real story. And I know it's more entertaining than the actual movie.

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Redwine's Review

Movie Review

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Here is how I imagine the studio executives came up with the idea for this film. They were all sitting around a table after a long day of getting nothing accomplished when one of them says, "Let's make a movie that is almost exactly like INSIDE OUT, but instead of making it amazing we'll make it a huge pile of suck."

"That's it!", replies another exec excited to have any idea at all.

"Hey!", a third exec interjects, "What if three of the character that talk the most were really boring and monotonous?"

"YES!!!", all of the executives shout in unison.

And that is how THE EMOJI MOVIE was born.*

Here is my review in emoji form:




To demonstrate how bad this movie is, I was in a theater full of kids watching this flick. During the entire movie one three year old laughed one time, and I'm only 50% sure he was laughing at the movie.

Seriously, one kid, one laugh.

My seven year old daughter said as we walked out of the theater, "Well, I didn't hate it." Not exactly a ringing endorsement from the dead center of the target audience. my five year old, who loves movies and will talk about them for days turned to me when the movie ended and asked, "What's for dinner?" This film barely fazed her.

When the movie ended everyone filed out in silence like we had just seen SCHINDLER'S LIST. There was literally zero excited chatter among all of the kids.

I know there isn't much in the way of great movies for kids in the theaters right now, but don't let that be an excuse for seeing this nonsense. Save your money for something better.

*This is probably not how THE EMOJI MOVIE was born, but it's got to be more entertaining than the real story. And I know it's more entertaining than the actual movie.
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