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Arctic Dogs
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Somebody needs to check on the health and well-being of all of the actors that worked on this flick. The only reason I can figure out why they would agree to do this movie after reading the screenplay, is that they are either being blackmailed or held captive somewhere. (Okay, probably not, but still this movie is THAT bad). This is the dictionary definition of a Hollywood cash grab. The studio decided they could put out an animated flick, no matter what the story was about, and make a couple of million bucks. There is no passion...
 
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The Intruder
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Very few times in my life have I rooted for the bad guy in a movie, but in this case I was cheering him on with full gusto. About 30 minutes into the film I realized that both of his victims were so colossally stupid that they deserved everything that was going to happen to them. Here are just a couple of the, (slightly spoilery, but it really doesn't matter), stupid things they did: 1. They both are the worst cell phone users ever. 2. They never bother to call the cops. 3. The woman has zero...
 
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Hellboy
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Have you ever had to endure the acting and writing of a sixth grade play? That's basically the level of competence displayed in HELLBOY. Of course, we can't blame the sixth graders for this...after all they are really young and just starting out on their paths to theatrical greatness. But we can blame the people that made this ridiculous nonsense. I'm sure almost every critic will use this line, but I have to anyway, so here it goes... Sitting through HELLBOY is pure hell. Whew, now that I've got that...
 
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Gloria Bell
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This is one of those films where I swear I saw a different movie than almost all of the other critics. Apparently, they saw something fantastic. I saw a movie that is slow, the main character is just as boring as every one of us in our normal day-to-day lives, the conflict is childish, and the arc of the hero is minimal at best. Essentially it is a story of old, white people dancing like old, white people and doing old, white people things. Then the main character has some form of a mild...
 
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Holmes and Watson
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I would like to sarcastically thank the powers that be behind this film for releasing it so late in the year that I now have the extra work of going back and revamping my Worst 10 Films of 2018 list. You couldn't have waited one more week? Ugh. Ladies and gentlemen, this movie is a tragedy. It is amazingly unfunny, pathetically childish, boring, annoying, and a complete waste of everyone's time. In fact, it is so bad, I felt like I needed to do a public service, so during the movie I went...
 
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The Possession Of Hannah Grace
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This is the time of year when all of the heavy hitters hit the theaters all vying for the top awards in cinematic excellence. It is also the time of year where studios like to drop off some of their terrible flicks in the hopes that the movie you really want to see is sold out, so you end up settling on something you never would have gone to the theater to see. This film will be up for exactly zero awards. There is almost nothing scary about this film. There are a couple...
 
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The Oath
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Why on earth would anyone want to watch a bunch of people yell at each other about politics for nearly two hours? If that is your jam, then by all means enjoy sitting in the theater all alone for this heap of trash. I was especially disappointed because Ike Barinholtz and Tiffany Haddish are two of the best comedic actors in Hollywood right now. Unfortunately, Ike wrote and directed this like he was really trying to win a political debate with his brother rather than making something that could at least be mistaken for comedy. Tiffany Haddish...
 
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Hell Fest
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This may be the least scary horror flick I have ever seen. It is mind-numbingly stupid, painfully slow, and dreadfully boring. Not even 10 minutes into the movie I was done. I mean totally done. If you've ever been to a lame haunted house you know how obnoxious that experience is. Now imagine just watching someone go through that stupid maze. That is basically the action that takes place on the screen for about 3/4 of the film. It's literally just watching bad-acting teens walk through a crappy haunted house. This movie is...
 
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The Predator
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There is a high probability that this movie is going to end up on my 10 Worst Films of the Year list. It's going to take several real stinkers to knock this one off of the list. Director Shane Back should be embarrassed that he made such a terrible movie, and the producers should be ashamed that they didn't secure enough funding to make this thing look better than a bad made-for-television film from the mid-80's. The effects are so bad they are literally laugh-out-loud funny. The acting is terrible to the point...
 
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The Happytime Murders
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Every so often we get the joy of seeing a new and unique film that breaks the mold and gives us all hope that there is still some creativity left in Hollywood. This is not that film. This is a horrible waste of your time and everybody else's time that had the displeasure of working on this movie. It is barely funny because it spends most of the movie trying to be a somewhat serious murder mystery. It's a basic mystery movie at best because when it should be giving us twists we don't...
 
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