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AFTER

Rated: PG-13

Release Date: April 12, 2019

Director: Jenny Gage

Stars: Josephine Langford, Hero Fiennes Tiffin

Plot: A sheltered girl heads to college and soon meets a bad boy that changes her world

Trailer

 

Clint Says: Wait for the digital release and make someone else rent it

 

 

Don't let the cover fool you, ladies and gentlemen. Once you get past the, "oh, that looks hot and steamy," you'll come to the realization that it is nothing more than just another in a long line of movie posters and book covers with two white people almost kissing. 

 

9 times out of 10 that means the content is going to be stupidly formulaic, poorly written, and dull. This film is all three of those things. 

 

There is zero chemistry between the lead characters, the dialogue is cringe-worthy, and the plot is so magnificently unbelievable that I spent most of the time looking at the person next to me and saying, "did they really just do THAT?"  The rest of the time was spent staring at my watch, begging it to go faster so I could escape this current misery.

 

There is barely anything in this movie that makes it worth seeing digitally, much less paying to see it in theaters. 

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