Reviews Of What Is In Theaters Now
HELL FEST - Review
Release Date: September 28, 2018
Director: Gregory Plotkin
Stars: Bex Taylor-Klaus, Reign Edwards, Amy Forsyth
Plot: A group of teens go to a wild haunted house, but a murderer is on the loose and after them
Clint Says: Don't even bother
This may be the least scary horror flick I have ever seen. It is mind-numbingly stupid, painfully slow, and dreadfully boring. Not even 10 minutes into the movie I was done. I mean totally done.
If you've ever been to a lame haunted house you know how obnoxious that experience is. Now imagine just watching someone go through that stupid maze. That is basically the action that takes place on the screen for about 3/4 of the film. It's literally just watching bad-acting teens walk through a crappy haunted house.
This movie is so bad that it isn't even worth getting into everything that is wrong with it. Just know that this is easily one of the worst horror movies ever made. It is so bad that when I saw it I sat in my chair for a good minute after it ended, mouth wide open, paralyzed from the dumb. It bored me into a near-frozen state.
Save your money and go to your own haunted house. At least then you'll get some exercise out of it.