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RAMPAGE - Review
Release Date: April 13, 2018
Director: Brad Peyton
Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Plot: Three genetically enhanced animals wreak havoc on Chicago while a handful of experts try to stop the mayhem
Clint Says: Save some money and see a matinee
1 (or more) Something really bad trying to destroy the world.
1 Beautiful and smart woman with the key to neutralize the bad things
100 Buildings falling
1,000,000 (or more) Bullets and missiles buzzing around
35 Witty comments or comebacks
2 Stupid and one-dimensional bad guys
1 Dwayne Johnson
Let simmer over an open flame for an hour, bring to a boil for 30 minutes, remove from heat and let it be cool. Serve when Dwayne Johnson smiles, winks, and delivers one last witty one-liner and everyone has a good laugh.
Dwayne Johnson saves the world...again...ho hum.
It's a skin-deep movie. Lots of action, lots of fun, hardly any depth.
This movie isn't bad. It's exactly what you expect it to be. If you walk in with a large bucket of popcorn and zero expectations that this film will stimulate your brain, you will have a great time.