RAMPAGE

Rated: PG-13

Release Date: April 13, 2018

Director: Brad Peyton

Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Plot: Three genetically enhanced animals wreak havoc on Chicago while a handful of experts try to stop the mayhem

Trailer

Clint Says: Save some money and see a matinee

RECIPE:

1 (or more) Something really bad trying to destroy the world.

1 Beautiful and smart woman with the key to neutralize the bad things

100 Buildings falling

1,000 Explosions

1,000,000 (or more) Bullets and missiles buzzing around

35 Witty comments or comebacks

2 Stupid and one-dimensional bad guys

1 Dwayne Johnson

Let simmer over an open flame for an hour, bring to a boil for 30 minutes, remove from heat and let it be cool. Serve when Dwayne Johnson smiles, winks, and delivers one last witty one-liner and everyone has a good laugh.

Dwayne Johnson saves the world...again...ho hum.

It's a skin-deep movie. Lots of action, lots of fun, hardly any depth.

This movie isn't bad. It's exactly what you expect it to be. If you walk in with a large bucket of popcorn and zero expectations that this film will stimulate your brain, you will have a great time.