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UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS - Review
UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS
Release Date: January 6, 2017
Director: Anna Foerster
Stars: Kate Beckinsale, Theo James, Tobias Menzies, Lara Pulver
Plot: Selene and David find themselves in the middle of the Vampire and Lycan wars once again
Clint Says: Don't even bother
Not only is this movie boring, it is also completely useless in the timeline of the larger UNDERWORLD universe. It is full of moments of convenience, bad choreography, and terrible acting.
This flick is also full of the same tired things for which these films have become notorious.
Hot girl in black leather: Check
Innocent peace-lovers turned immediately into sexy, vixen-warriors: Check
Good guy turns bad: Check
Bad guy turns good: Check
Simultaneous fights between the top four main characters in the middle of a much larger battle: Check
Wide open ending for yet another bad movie at a later date: Check
Even fans of this series will find BLOOD WARS to be tolerable at best. For the rest of you it's not even worth a free watch on Netflix.
QUESTION: Can someone please explain to me why the vampires all stand around doing nothing during the ten seconds it takes the Lycans to transform? Seriously, you could wipe out the entire army during that time.